![]() ![]() Chief villain and Billy Crudup lookalike Ward Cameron kills a man and magically cleans up both the body and every last trace of evidence in less than an hour. There’s more dumb: A Bahamian sea captain holds up John B., and then suddenly decides they’re buddies and is willing to die for him. An enormous golden cross falls 20 feet down onto the ground and is left without a scratch. Everyone keeps trying to steal treasure that can only be moved via tower crane. No stolen iPhone EVER has its lock screen turned on. Every available pickup is stolen with shocking ease. He even breaks into a fancy Bahamas mansion without ever considering the idea that it has security. still has the energy and the parkour skills to jump across rooftops and s-t afterward. Despite being lost at sea for days on end and rescued by a passing freighter, John B. ![]() Doesn’t even look like the production crew used real wood for it. (along with his true love Sarah Cameron) is presumed dead at the end of the first season, so the other Pogues honor him with the most blatantly fake tree carving I’ve ever seen on television. But it only gets more contrived from there. So already, you’re forced to suspend your disbelief from 85 stories up. Jonathan Daviss as Pope, Chase Stokes as John B and Madison Bailey as Kiara in episode 206 of "Outer Banks." Jackson Lee Davis / Netflix actor Chase Stokes, they actually ARE that old. And everyone just accepts it!) The Pogues are also all still supposed to be high schoolers despite being played by actors who all look like they’re 28. (Can’t get over how stupid that nickname is. The main characters (John B., Kiara, Pope, JJ) are still a bunch of supposedly wayward kids who all look like Abercrombie & Fitch models, have their own hideout on the water that would be listed for $2.5 million on Zillow, and refer to themselves as Pogues. ![]()
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